WELCOME!

To say this has been a long time coming is certainly an understatement. After years of fits and starts, it is finally time to give these li'l weirdos the attention they deserve. For now. Hey, I'm being honest. The struggle is real for old ADHD-addled brains. But considering this is the furthest they've come since brief stints on MySpace and Blogger, I am hopeful. Hopeful that enough of an audience can be cultivated to keep me telling these stories. No pressure!

For those joining us during the prologue (pages 1-12), fret not: The block o' text storybook vibes end there. I'll be staggering those posts, but once the main story begins we'll shoot for a regular schedule. We may miss, but we will shoot! 

Thanks for stopping by. I hope you find something worth sticking around for.