What's this? DIALOGUE?! 

That's right. We've reached the end of TSE's gimmicky prologue so now I've gotta write characters talking 'n shit. I know a page or two a week is the norm but what say we start a trend of one panel a week, hmm? Minimalism chic? No? That's absurd and you'll hate me forever? Cool, cool. Just kidding. 

DISCLAIMER: Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons from the 1985 fantasy epic 'Legend' is purposeful -erm, coincidental!